Black is an unforgiving colour, and the lighting at our premises is unrelentingly harsh, yet the condition of the coachwork has impressed us even under these less-than-ideal conditions. It helps that it is the much-desired three-door shape, coming from a time that pre-dates BMW calling this body a ‘Coupe’ and charging more for less…
The body panels are in great shape, and the paint is still glossy and even. We think almost all, if not all, of it is original, and it has weathered the intervening years well. (The front grille seems to have been an exception to the rule, but it has been replaced with a new/old stock genuine BMW item, so not all bad news, eh?)
The panel alignment is good, but what really caught our eye is the front bumper. Comprising many different parts, it all aligns perfectly, which leads us to believe that this is a car that has led a charmed life and has no secrets to tell.
There are, of course, a very few minor marks to the paintwork but we think a decent three-stage machine polish would remove almost all of them, leaving only the very lightest, barely discernable patina.
The brown tinted glass is in great shape too, and the rear opening quarterlights are a fascinating insight into a period we will never see again.
The electrically operated windows and sunroof work well too - most of the time, but occasionally all together go "AWOL" - although just for a few minutes - they then open and close as they should and seal well - likely an easy fix by cleaning electrical connections, possibly in the fusebox and often caused by long periods of inactivity. This BMW 320 SE has a headlight wash/wipe system (remember them?) and the front spoiler has survived 21st century Britain’s speedbumps and miscellaneous traffic calming measures with impressive aplomb.
The original equipment "bottle-top" alloy wheels are in, what we believe to be, unrestored condition, which means that while they are in good shape, they do have the odd chip nibbled away from their edges. It’s not a huge problem, but we can see that the car’s new owner might want to refurbish them to bring them up to the same great condition as the rest of the car.
They are shod with quality Kumho tyres too, all of which still have good tread as they have only been fitted very recently.
As we will never tyre of explaining, our experience shows that matching high-quality tyres are an infallible sign of a caring and mechanically sympathetic owner who is prepared to spend the appropriate amount in maintaining their car properly. Their presence does not, of course, preclude the need for a thorough inspection - something the vendor would welcome, by the way – but do give you a shortcut into their attitude towards maintenance.
Problems seem to be limited to some very slight pitting on some of the chromework, plus the need for a good polish of the paintwork. That’s it. Not bad, eh?