A Guards Red Porsche 911 SC Cabriolet with a whaletail is the definitive 1980s yuppiemobile, surely? It certainly got our office buzzing with our older members regaling the younger ones with tales of having seen them roaming in the wild when we were teenagers with empty pockets but a headful of dreams, dreams that for many of us including having one of these in the garage.
And this would be a good one to have; we’ll talk about the few cosmetic issues it presents in a while, but the headlines are that it would benefit from a bit of TLC while still being very presentable indeed.
Because the panels are good, with the sort of shutlines, even after more than 40 years, that helped make German cars a byword for top-flight engineering and build quality.
And the doors still close with an impressive thud, yet the door handles have a delicacy to their latching mechanism that urges you to open them using nothing more than fingertip pressure.
These are very tactile cars.
An older respray, the Guards Red paintwork is good too, with a healthy shine and real presence – and if you’re going to buy a Porsche from *that* decade there’s really no other colour, surely?
The all-important whale-tail is in great shape with a shiny finish to the paintwork and glossy black trim, the wheelarch lips and sills are straight and free of obvious rust, and the fuel filler cap has retained the fabric flap that protects the wing beneath.
The front tyres are 205/55R16 Continental ContiPremiumContact 2, while those on the rear are 225/50ZR16 Continental ContiSportContact. The former are date-stamped 2021, while the rears date back to 2007, so you know what you need to do here.
But, getting on a bit or not, those fat-walled tyres have helped preserve the iconic black and silver Fuchs alloy wheels it’s fitted with as these are free of scuffs, scrapes, and other kerbing damage.
The black mohair hood, which was replaced 12 years ago along with the headlining and tensioning cables and elastics, is holding up very well. Mind you, it ran up a hefty bill in the process, so you’d have every right to expect a top-quality job.
Which it clearly was and remains so, with no rips, tears, or other damage along with crystal-clear rear window. It’s still a nice deep black too, and fits very well with a nice, taut surface.
As for remedial work, there are a few issues for the new buyer to contend with including a gap between the offside A-pillar and the roof, surface rust on the underside of the rear bumper behind the offside rubber trim, a very faint (and we do mean very faint) crease in the nearside front wing between the headlight and the wheel, a deep scratch above the offside headlight, and while the rubber trim on the nearside of the rear spoiler aligns well, that on the offside doesn’t sit quite flush; it also has a couple of minor splits in it, which may or may not be connected.
Also, the nearside corner of the rear bumper has had a poor-quality repair made to it, and the nearside front bumper bellows could be neater.
Overall, our man reports the Porsche “presents very nicely regardless” of the above.