Finished in the iconic shade of Sandglow Yellow, this Defender is the very definition of patinated. Bashed and dented, crumpled and rusty, it’s covered in clips and mounting points and brush guards; no-one is going to mistake this for a run-of-the-mill example.
The front end features a ‘roo bar and one of the heftiest front bumpers we’ve ever seen. Mind you, it needs to be strong as the front towing points are rated to 3.5 tonnes, so they should be fine for recovering those cute little SUVs Land Rover builds now. Say what you like about JLR’s build quality in recent times but there’s no denying it knew how to build earth-conquering vehicles back then.
The Superwinch is an absolute beast of a unit and would be ideal for recovering yourself in the unlikely event you get stuck. Or, you could haul fallen trees out of your path, or broken-down steamrollers, or even slow the rotation of the earth itself if you can find a solid enough anchor point. We are told it works as it should.
The full-length roof rack fits via no fewer than 12 mounting points - and given it’s also braced to the Safety Devices roll cage front and rear, it’s not going anywhere. Big enough to carry a Freelander as a back-up vehicle, it can be accessed via its very own ladder.
Which brings us to the rear end. As well as playing host to that ladder, there a second mounting point for a spare wheel (the bonnet has the first…) plus a height-adjustable tow bar and a decent reversing light/work lamp.
The nearside rear corner is a bit squashed, so that’ll need some attention but given what else there is to do on the bodywork, we can see the whole thing being stripped down to the chassis and rebuilt anyway.
Of course it’s got a snorkel, which is going to come in handy in a couple of years when the last of the polar ice caps have melted and we’re all swimming to work.
The seller is keen to point out that he hasn’t removed anything from the Defender; what you see is what was fitted when it was new. All the lights work too, which must be some kind of record.
The steel wheels need refurbishing too, and the tyres that’re fitted are getting on a bit, so you’ll probably need to budget for five new ones.