Finished in Black (colour code 601), it would be hard to pick a worse paint colour for an old, lightweight car to be finished in.
And yet, for all its ruthlessness in highlighting faults, when a car is as straight as this, the result is fabulous, especially when you consider the Panda has never been a byword for either rust resistance or mm-accurate production engineering.
These panels though are beautifully aligned, and completely free of visible rust. Free of dents, dinks, and scuffs too, with only a gentle patina making itself felt by way of the usual stonechips and minor marks every car collects along the way.
Of course, it had a head start by spending its first years in such a benign climate, but the same sun that protected it could have also played havoc with the exterior plastic trim.
That it so obviously didn’t leads us to suspect it lived its life under cover given how fresh and vibrant the black plastic trim still is. It’s straight too, and even the four corners are free of the scrapes and heavy gouges you sometimes find in city cars that have been parked by feel rather than eye.
The rubber window seals are excellent too, as are the lamp lenses and badges: Rock up at your local classic car show and we’d be amazed if you didn’t score a place on the podium.
As for the wheels, don’t you just love a set of steelies? Yes, the nearside front has a few minor rust spots on it and the nearside rear has a short scuff, but there’s no serious damage and the plastic centre caps are in good order.
That recent Bosch service measured the depth of the front tyres at 5.0mm, with the rears weighing in at 4.0mm and the spare measuring 5.0mm. This is excellent news of course, as is the fact the tyres fitted comprise one Kleber C4 on the nearside front wheel and three Debica Vivo on the rest.
The spare wheel is also fitted with a Debica Vivo tyre, and given the nearside front wheel is far rustier than the other three, we think the spare has been fitted and is now in use.
Blemishes are few. There’s a small scratch on the nearside corner of the front bumper and, if we’re really nitpicking then the nearside door mirror, which is a different make to the one on the offside, has some aging to its lower section.